Archive for the ‘Fake Tits’ Category

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#193 – Envy

September 20, 2009

02Envy doesn’t really fit the mold for pornstars that I enjoy, but for some reason I’ve always been a fan.  She hails from Poland, but apparently grew up in Canada.  That may make her one of very few Canadian pornstars on the list.

She’s older, I believe around 40 as of today, but started making scenes about 10 years ago.  She certainly qualifies as a MILF, but for most of her career she’s generally appeared in gonzo type scenes, specializing more often than not it seems in threesomes, foursomes, etc…Her scenes definitely seem to be a bit older, so I think the majority of her work came in the early 2000’s although I believe she’s appeared in scenes throughout the decade.  She is currently 383retired as far as I know.

She’s listed as having 237 scenes available, and that’s not particularly shocking considering how long she’s been around and how accessible her scenes are.

Physically she has a cute face, and incredibly tight body, and some very fake tits.  That would be the biggest downside in my opinion, but for anyone that started working prior to 2000 I guess it’s to be expected.

Favorite Scene:

MILTF

Least Favorite:

Oral Adventures of Craven Moorehead

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#183 – Kristal Summers

July 1, 2009

Kristal SummersI have sort of a love/hate relationship with Kristal Summers.  She kind of fits the mold of porn stars I generally do not like, but I do have a fondness for her scenes.

She’s very tanned, alternates between black and blond hair, has a nice body and large fake tits.  She also qualifies as a genuine MILF coming in at 36 years of age per IAFD.com.  I definitely prefer MILF scenes where the person playing the MILF is old enough to be plausible in the role so maybe that helps in her case.

She’s been around for 9 years from what I could gather, but I only really became familiar with her work over the past few years.  She’s an outstanding performer, and always puts out decent work as far as I can tell.  She has over 100 titles to her credit, but of course some of Kristal Summers 2those came from earlier in her career and I have no idea how good they are.

I know her from the gonzo and reality scenes that have dominated her performances over the past few years, and in spite of her not fitting the “mold” for the type of girl I like, I can’t deny that I’m a HUGE fan.

Favorite Scene:

Big Tits at Work

Least Favorite:

It’s a Mommy Thing

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#178 – Azlea Antistia

May 28, 2009

Azlea AntistiaAzlea popped up in the late 1990’s and appeared in a few Vivid productions, and I believe some for Wicked as well.  She has listed on IAFD about 50-75 titles to her credit.  She was a cute girl, small frame, with a very nice ass and huge fake tits.  Although she never quite became a superstar in the adult world, she was pretty well known back in the day, and a great performer.

I believe she retired after only a few years in the industry, but I still remember her fondly.  In spite of her tits, which were way too big for her frame I always enjoyed her performances.  She had a certain look that was kind of unique back then, I think her best feature overall may have been her eyes.

Favorite Film:

Roommates

Least Favorite:

Mind Games

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#168 – Jill Kelly

April 7, 2009

jill-kelly-1What can I say, I was never a big fan of Jilly Kelly.  I’m not sure what it was, but I was always fairly disappointed when a scene of hers came up in a Vivid production in the 1990’s.

I wouldn’t want to diminish her talents too much though, because she was obviously very popular, and a member of the AVN Hall of Fame.  She was a prolific producer of porn films, and was featured in a lot of good movies during her time in adult films.

Jilly Kelly is a blond, with implants, and a nice body overall.  She has a pretty face, and appeared in what seemed like every movie in the 1990’s, (I think she has 400+ credits to her name at least).jilly-kelly-2

I believe she worked through the early 2000’s, but I’m not certain about that.  I think in the end the same problem I had with Janine I had with Jilly Kelly, she kind of looked like a porn star.  Implants, blond, etc…..I really like their to be some distinguishing feature.  Jenteal was blond, but her body wasn’t that of a prototypical porn star, and she had a prettier face.  Nikki Dial, had real tits, and was incredibly hot.  I don’t know, ultimately Jilly Kelly was just too ordinary by porn star standards in my opinion.

Favorite Movie:

Fashion Plate

Least Favorite:

Stardust (I didn’t really like these movies at all)

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#167 – Karma Rosenberg

April 6, 2009

karma-1If you’re here because you like big natural tits, then this is another one that’s worth a second look.  I stumbled across Karma a long time ago in some scene where she had car trouble and then fucks the two guys that come to help her.  If you’re like me you can certainly identify with that happening, or not, but after seeing the scene I wasn’t sure who the girl was and I didn’t really have any way to figure it out at the time.

Since then I have figured out who she was and she’s certainly a good performer.  She seems to work pretty consistently, as she has quite a bit of content available.  She’s also worked for a lot of different production companies so you can find her through any number of sources.

IAFD lists her as being from Slovakia, so I’ll just trust them on this one.  Now, I know she had really nice natural tits at one time, but I’ve seen some images lately that look like she has had some work done.  I’m not sure when the changeover happened, but judging from the number of clips where she has fake tits I would guess it’s been more than a few years.karma-2

It doesn’t look like the size was increased, but I don’t think they’re real any more.  She still looks good, with dark hair, a nice toned body, and at least in earlier scenes some fantastically natural tits.

Favorite Scene:

Unknown (described above)

Least Favorite:

Killer Pussy

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#165 – Bunny Bleu

April 6, 2009

bunny-bleu-1I never quite knew what to make of Bunny Bleu.  She was like the generic version of Nina Hartely, or Ginger Lynn.  If you couldn’t afford either of those two, go with Bunny Bleu!  She could play the same roles, she had a similar frame, she had the blond hair, she just didn’t quite have the looks of either of the others.

She had kind of goofy look actually, and her voice helped take that goofy look and make her quite adept at playing the young, naive girl that gets taken advantage of by just about everyone she encounters.

As she aged, her lack of classic good looks became a bit more pronounced, and once the body was gone, well, I couldn’t much stand her any more.  Nevertheless, she remained in the industry for a long time, and even managed to get a pair of implants that were approximately 18 times too big for her.  She also went with red hair later in her career which bunny-bleu-2distanced her even more from the ditzy blond she played during the golden age of porn.

She’s credited with 530 appearances by IAFD, but I’m sure that a lot of those are through compilations and clips being used twice in different films which is nothing new today, and although less common, happened back in the day as well.

Favorite Film:

Golddiggers (this is not a great film, but it’s one of the first movies I ever saw so I kind of like despite its shortcomings)

Least Favorite:

Anything post-implants

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#164 – Priya Rai

April 2, 2009

priya-rai-2Priya Rai is a tough one for me.  Fake tits are obvioulsy a negative, but in her defense they actually look pretty good all things considered.  The fact that she’s middle eastern, that’s a huge positive.  Other than a few others like Destiny Deville, Arianna Mistry, and one other whose name escapes me I can’t think of many Indian adult stars that have made enough scenes to actually be memorable.

The bigger problem with Middle Eastern styled flicks is that, first, half the girls are Latino, and second, why do they all have to dress up like they’re belly dancers?  I’m quite sure that not every single Middle Eastern themed DVD needs to have all the actresses dressed up like that, but it seems 85% of the ones you come across do.

Priya moved from India to the United States when she was 2, and it was our good fortune that she did because she’s a pretty great performer.  She has her own site which you check out below, I’m not a member, and I didn’t really spend much time on it, so I’m not sure how great it is.  Apparently priya-rai-3she’s a student at Arizona State, or at least was a student there, and the adult work was a way to pay for the schooling.

http://priyarai.com/common/themes/prai2/x.asp?c=/newfindex.html&hid=PR

It seems like she does a lot of MILF videos, but she doesn’t look that old.  I guess that’s not really a concern though any more when making MILF videos.  She hasn’t been around that long, but she’s an extremely popular performer already.  According to IAFD she has 24 titles to her name, although it seems like more than that to me.  I could be wrong though.

Links:

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=PriyaRai/gender=f/Priya-Rai.htm

http://www.freeones.com/html/p_links/Priya_Rai/

Favorite Scene:

Big Tit Boss

Least Favorite:

Cheerleaders

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#139 – Katie Morgan

December 15, 2008

katie-morgan-2Katie Morgan is a pretty popular starlet, so I doubt I need to say much about her.  She’s been in gonzo, reality sites, adult films, and everything in between.  She’s been on Howard Stern, HBO, etc….and as a result she’s pretty well known.  She also has one of the ditziest voices that I think any blond has ever been graced with.  Although she claims, and it may be true, that she has an IQ of 165, which would make her some sort of genious.

She’s been active in the industry for around 8 years now, and has over 200 credits to her name.  When she first started out she had a small, all natural chest, and pretty soon afterkatie-morgan-5 that went with implants.  She may actually of needed implants, (nobody NEEDS implants) but it’s understandable why she got them – her problem is she went a bit too big.

They aren’t really proportional to her body.  Nevertheless, Katie Morgan is a huge name in the industry, and although I would probably rank her lower on the list of my favorite, when you combine her time in the industry, her popularity, and the fact that I do enjoy a a lot of her secnes, 139 seems to be a fair placement.

Favorite Film/Scene:

Naughty Office (where she wears a white sweater)

katie-morgan-7Least Favorite:

Private Eyes

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#133 – Memphis Monroe

December 13, 2008

memphis-1There was certainly a time when Memphis Monroe would have been ranked much higher on my list.  She’s probably one of the few thus far that I can honestly say will only continue to fall down my rankings until she’s probably at the bottom.  Not to go off on implants again, but I can deal with them on certain people, and it’s easier to deal with them when you have either:

1)  A before and after and the girl was in terrible need of some work

2) No before and after thus leaving you with nothing to compare

In Memphis Monroe’s case I’m just not sure why she needed them.  Her tits were by no means perfect, but they seemed fine on her frame, and I for one was a big fan.   Nevertheless, she got them done, added a pretty ugly tattoo on her arm, and lost that sort of fresh faced look that brought her to my attention in the first place.  She still looks good a lot of the time, but that look she had when she first started in the industry seems to have disappeared to a certain extent in my opinion.

However, with that being said, there was a time where I really enjoyed watching her, and I can still watch those scenes,M Monroe 4 so at the moment I’m going to rank her here regardless of whether or not she continues to fall.  When she first appeared she had a nice look to her, a round face, blond hair, a soft figure (nice tits in my opinion), and a cute southern accent that distinguished her from a lot of other stars.

She’s from Louisiana, she was however raised in Kentucky, and you can pick up on that if you hear her speak.   She has upwards of 60 titles to her name, and has also made the rounds on reality sites.  I think the first time I saw her was on American Daydreams, a now defunct site that was part of the Naughty America network of sites.  She’s pretty easy to find, so you should have some luck if you’re interested.

She does have her own site:  http://www.memphismonroe.com/

Favorite Film/Scene:

Exposed 1

Least Favorite:

Anything post-implants

These are two photos, one with implants and one without – You can make up your own mind this way!

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#128 – Vicky Vette

December 10, 2008

vicky01I associate Vicky Vette a lot with Emma Starr (who appeared already on the countdown) because I pretty much became fans of each of them around the same time.  Although I think I first saw Vette on Milfhunter.com, the first time I was interested in her was at the onset of the NaughtyAmerica.com series for My Friends Hot Mom.  She came out with a bunch of scenes right off the bat and they were all pretty good.

She has some gonzo work to her credit, actually quite a lot of it, and she runs her own site where she performs in scenes that she sets up.  I’ve seen some clips from the site though and I never found it very impressive.  If you want to check it out it is:

http://www.vickyathome.com/vicky_vette12

Maybe the quality is better now though, so I can’t really comment on that.   I know the few I saw were awhile ago and I wasn’t very impressed.

Vicky is a blonde, with a medium frame, and large implants.  She seems to specialize in playing a MILF, and rightly so considering she got into the industry at around 38 years of age.  She really doesn’t look that old though – so maybe she’s lying and saying she’s older than what she actually is (that would probably be a first in porn).  I don’t know that I would call her beautiful, but she certainly has tons of sex appeal.

She hails from Norway (that’s a first for the rankings) and is a pretty good performer.  There is a certain authenticity to her that brings to mind some of the earlier stars of porn – minus the large implants.  I would gather she resides in the South now because she vicky_vette6seems more of a southern girl, than she does a Norwegian recently off the boat to the good ‘ole US of A.  I would guess she moved over here pretty young, but I have no idea if that is a fact.

Favorite Scene/Film:

My Friends Hot Mom

Least Favorite:

Fantasies Inc.